"What if that guy from Smashing Pumpkins lost his car keys" by Stephen Lynch

Stephen Lynch does an uncanny impression of "that guy from Smashing Pumpkins" in this tune.

"Craig Christ" by Stephen Lynch [The Craig Machine]

Stephen Lynch sings a song about a Biblical character most of us missed...

"Walking with Dinosaurs" by Aziz Ansari [Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening]

Aziz had a weird time at Walking with Dinosaurs...

"A Night out with Kanye West" by Aziz Ansari [Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening]

Aziz shares his night hanging out with Kanye West.

"Using my Blackberry While Driving" by Aziz Ansari [Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening]

Aziz Ansari talks about how when he gets bored while driving, he surfs the web on his Blackberry.

Sail Cat

Pretty hilarious (I don't know where this video originates from).

Walker Texas Ranger Lever on Late Night with Conan O'Brien

This is one of my favorite things of all time. When Conan was on Late Night, he had a lever on his show that whenever he pulled it, it played ridiculous clips from the show Walker Texas Ranger. This video consists of some pretty awesome clips and a surprise at the end. Sorry about the weird picture tilt... ENJOY!

"The Bugged Car" by Patton Oswalt [Finest Hour]

I CAN RELATE TO THIS. Patton Oswalt gives us a snippet of how he talks to himself while driving around in his car.

"Beautiful People and a Bridge Troll" by Patton Oswalt [Werewolves and Lollipops]

Patton Oswalt talks about how he wants to be in the movies, but eats way too much.

Avocado baggy beanie

Whattya think?

"Let's Talk Jesus" by Jim Gaffigan [The Last Supper]

Jim Gaffigan is Catholic and shares his take on the religion.

"My 7-year old is Better than Me" by Louis C.K. [Hilarious]

Louis C.K. talks about trying to talk to his 7-year old daughter.

How is this... What the... Seriously?

"You Too & Stuff" by Brian Regan [Brian Regan Live]

Sometimes Brian Regan says the right thing but at the wrong time.

"Spider Web" by Brian Regan [Brian Regan Live]

Brian Regan doesn't want to look stupid.

"Log Trucks" by Brian Regan [Brian Regan Live]

Brian Regan talks about how he doesn't understand log trucks. Yoopers, you can relate to this...

"I Hate Deer" by Louis C.K. [Chewed Up]

Louis C.K. shares how much he hates deer.
CAUTION: IF YOU LIKE DEER AND DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TALKING POORLY ABOUT DEER, YOU WON'T LIKE THIS. ALSO, HE SAY'S "FUCK" A LOT.
  (if the bit stops playing after "oh, look, he's dead, that's interesting," please, click on this link and listen to the full thing. I think the embedded audio link is broken :( Thanks!)

"Pretty Girls Making Ugly Faces" via Pleated-Jeans.com

This is so awesome. Select the link below...

PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES

Please, submit your photos to my e-mail. Here's mine:

"The Sad Boy" by Patton Oswalt [My Weakness is Strong]

Patton talks about trying to ween himself off of his anti-depressant medication since there won't be Prozac after the Apocalypse...
WARNING: THERE ARE CURSE WORDS IN THIS BECAUSE HE'S AN ADULT AND IS ALLOWED SAY THESE WORDS.

Ball-Pets: Sugarball

I got this idea from the company "Ty." Its an animal in the form of a giant stuffed ball. Adorable. This was my first crack at it. I know exactly what to do next time to make it way easier and look cleaner. The first step is to GET A SEWING MACHINE.

Hand-sewing + never doing this before ever = YIKES.

Sugarball.

The model, Sugarbear, next to her replica ball-pet.

Instant Show Repair - COMING SPRING 2013

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Instant Show Repair is the brain-child of some of Milwaukee's best and brightest. Follow this upcoming web series to hear about what is being SHOT RIGHT NOW and stay tuned to be first in line to see the series when it DEBUTS THIS SPRING. The ever changing cast of characters and ever growing repertoire of humor will surely keep you coming back.

"80s Metal Bands" by Patton Oswalt [Feelin' Kinda Patton]

Comedian Patton Oswalt, reminisces about Metal Bands from the 1980s.
CAUTION: IF YOU HATE CURSE WORDS, THEN YOU'LL HATE THIS.

Hello.

Fart 'n Crafts is a play on words. The "farts" part refers to funny things. The "crafts" part refers to crafts. This blog is where I share things I find funny as well as things I create from MY OWN TWO HANDS. Other people can share their jokes and their crafts as well (that's where the "Toots" section comes in).

I got really into crocheting and sewing in 2007. I also performed my first set of stand-up comedy in 2007. Therefore, I always associate any ounce of creativity in my body with thinking of something funny or creating something with string.

My goal is to try to post something funny and/or crafty every week. If you'd like to submit something funny and/or crafty, please, e-mail me.