Mar 25, 2013

Mar 22, 2013

Will Sasso Lemon Compilation

My friend @mynameisjoe sent me this today. Its one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Mar 18, 2013

The Eric Andre Show has a Grizzly Bear as a guest

http://m.adultswim.com/video/the-eric-andre-show/grizzly-bear.html

I laughed SO hard when I watched this.


Mar 12, 2013

The Onion: "Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine"

"Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine"
Article link:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nervous-pope-candidate-changes-wine-into-jesus-chr,31632/

Cardinal Gianfranco Ravasi (By the way, he's 70 years old... I want whatever he's having).
Compliments of TheOnion.com

VATICAN CITY—While undergoing the selection process at the ongoing papal conclave, anxious pope candidate Cardinal Gianfranco Ravasi accidentally transformed the sacramental wine into Jesus Christ’s urine, the embarrassed church official confirmed Tuesday. “Shit, nobody drink that, it’s piss,” said a flustered Ravasi, moments after discovering he had transubstantiated the brimming contents of a Eucharist goblet into the Holy Messiah’s urine in front of more than 100 cardinals. “I swear, I’ve consecrated the altar wine into the blood of Christ a thousand times, but I just got so nervous with everyone watching me. Man, that smells nasty.” The bishop added that he hadn’t been this ashamed since an infamous 2003 Communion ceremony in which he distractedly converted the sacramental bread into a hardened disc of the Son of God’s fecal matter.