My stand-up set at the Milwaukee Comedy Cafe

My Vine account: Fart Chapman

Beware the ground on which you stand - The floor is quicker than the sand:


Don't be fooled, it isn't thunder - Staying put would be a blunder:

Nigel Thornberry

Yoda hats

Some of my finest work: Yoda hats for my favorite high school teacher and his grandson.

What if I was fat in high school?

There's a few things wrong with this magazine cover:
1) Get high-school skinny! I was fat in high school

2) Lose an inch in a day. I think that's called "chemo-therapy" or "dead."

3) Melt off 14lbs a week! Okay, for sure they're talking about the Holocaust here.

How about this: you stop being lazy and you start exercising? And, what the hell, throw some vegetables into the mix.

You're welcome, America.

I've been obsessed with Homestarrunner lately...

Main site: www.Homestarrunner.com, watch the intro

My favorite "main page" themes:
Heaven, hover over "e-mails"
News, hover over "downloads"
4th of July
8-bit, hover over "e-mails"
The Cheat, hover over "downloads" and "e-mails" (more than once)
Winter, hover over "characters"
Hacker, hover over "downloads"
And of course, Homsar
                                                     

A young Louis C.K. This is like finding the shroud of turin

Louis C.K. was a writer for Conan (probably another reason I love him), so Conan had him on as a guest when he first started Late Night with Conan O'Brien.